"The Dummy's Guide to Quitting Smoking? Honestly, Sean."

The second gift is a really great bottle of red white and some amazing steak, leaving his stomach satisfied. Boxes and confessions unwrap themselves in front of him as the night progresses, as the wine disappears, as Sean's body becomes a blur of green and brown.

His final gift is Sean himself, when they're too pleased to move beyond the couch to the bedroom, wrapped around each other under the animated lights of the tree.